1 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,421 I'm going to tell her everything. 2 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,591 Mum likes real life stories. 3 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:04,774 MY LIFE AS A DOG 4 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:09,111 It's not so bad if you think about it. It could have been worse. 5 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:16,952 Think of that boy who went to Boston for a new kidney. 6 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,957 He got his name in all the papers, but he died just the same. 7 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:30,299 And what about Laika, the space dog? 8 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:34,887 They put her in a Sputnik and sent her into space. 9 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:41,519 They attached wires to her heart and brain to see how she felt. 10 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,731 I don't think she felt so good. 11 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,360 She spun around up there for five months 12 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,362 until her doggy bag was empty. 13 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,531 She starved to death. 14 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,787 It's important to have something like that to compare things to. 15 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,293 Ingemar, open the door now. 16 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,337 Come on. 17 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,675 Ingemar, this is not funny. 18 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:15,970 Open up now, Ingemar. 19 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,184 He can't be in there. 20 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,694 You know about it, eh? 21 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:37,116 I'm sorry, but I couldn't tell you. I just couldn't. 22 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:44,290 I think about that woman who went to Ethiopia 23 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:45,916 to be a missionary. 24 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:51,422 They beat her to death with clubs right while she was preaching. 25 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,718 You have to compare all the time. 26 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,847 Little Frog! 27 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,435 I did it. 28 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,313 Let's see. 29 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,191 - Stick out your tongue. - No. I don't want to. 30 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,693 - Yes, you have to. - No. I changed my mind. 31 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,154 Yes, out with your tongue. Further! 32 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,741 Mix it! 33 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,578 Good. Now we're married. 34 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,176 She had to marry a man from the south. 35 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,595 Is it good? 36 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,433 Yeah. Six hundred pages. Mum read it through in three days. 37 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,855 She sort of reads. She photographs each page with one glance: "click". 38 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,398 And that's it. 39 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,611 I've been reading it for a week and I'm only on page 30. 40 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,573 Funny, fighting a war when they're from the same country. 41 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,254 Come on, I'll show you. 42 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,422 It's really easy. 43 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,641 Girls have a sort of bottle inside. Just like a bottle. 44 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:30,312 It's like upside-down inside them. 45 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:34,108 It looks about like this. 46 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,111 This is what it's like inside a girl, between her legs. 47 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,948 And you have to stick it in 48 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:46,161 and shoot up at this little thing. 49 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:48,580 And then there'll be a baby. 50 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,418 Come on, I'll show you. 51 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,669 No. 52 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,217 Ingemar, come here a minute. 53 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,763 Everybody understands now? 54 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,224 This is how it works. 55 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,733 Cut it out! 56 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,152 It's stuck! 57 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,154 Ow! It hurts. 58 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,426 Watch it! 59 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,430 If kids do this to each other, it can really get stuck! 60 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:13,999 Can I help? 61 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:16,668 No, thanks. 62 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,928 Why do you do these things? 63 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,349 - What? - Like in the cellar just now. 64 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,726 It wasn't me. 65 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,979 Oh, why do you do it? 66 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,071 I don't know. I guess it's the menopause. 67 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:06,802 Go away! 68 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:22,901 I think about that guy who saw a Tarzan movie. 69 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:29,199 He grabbed a high-voltage wire to swing on and fell dead on the spot. 70 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,328 You should never think you're Tarzan. 71 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,545 Get up! 72 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,090 You overslept, for God's sake! 73 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,055 What the hell have you done? 74 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,352 Shut up! 75 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,397 - You have to make breakfast. - I'm making it now. 76 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,784 Don't mention this. 77 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,411 Promise. 78 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,164 If you don't, you can borrow my rifle sometime. OK? 79 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,573 Is it good? 80 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,020 What is it now? 81 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,109 Drink properly, Ingemar. 82 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,239 Drink! 83 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,490 Do it! 84 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,577 Careful, you'll spill it! 85 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,453 Drink! 86 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,331 Watch out! 87 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,501 Come on! 88 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,007 Mum! He's done it again! 89 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,031 What's going on here? 90 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,955 Any idea? 91 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,168 What? 92 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,060 I should have told her everything 93 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,853 while she still had her strength. 94 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,114 Stories from life. Mum really loved those. 95 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,700 She collected them. 96 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,037 You have to have something to tell her. 97 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:10,128 I like it when she laughs. Then she puts her book down. 98 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,803 The problem is, she reads a lot. 99 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:23,100 It's good if you can get her to think about something else. 100 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,233 Good girl, Sickan. 101 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,238 I think I love Sickan as much as Mum. 102 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:44,663 Mum was a photographer before she got sick. 103 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,749 Then we came. She had to quit. 104 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,836 Close the door! 105 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,093 It could have been worse. 106 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,262 It's important to remember that. 107 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,433 Just think about that train wreck I read about. 108 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,646 A train ran right into a railcar at Glycksbo. 109 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,774 Six people were killed and fourteen injured. 110 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,609 Just as a comparison. 111 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,534 You have to watch out for those railcars. 112 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,036 It could have been me. 113 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,414 Have you read this? 114 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,292 Your mother writes in an odd way. 115 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,127 No, she doesn't. 116 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,965 - You know what a graphologist is? - No. 117 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:41,136 Handwriting expert. They can tell things from handwriting. 118 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,348 - You know what that means? - No. 119 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,810 That she's intelligent and has a sense of humour. 120 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,771 Oh? 121 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,065 Well, I can't read it all the same. 122 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:59,529 - What's next? - A tablespoon of sugar. 123 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,205 Sickan. Good-bye. 124 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,541 Don't you dare! 125 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,341 What are you doing? Give me that gun! 126 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,343 He was aiming at Sickan. 127 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,387 I said give me the gun! 128 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,725 Out of the way! 129 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,938 I said get out of the way! 130 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,525 Watch the carpet! 131 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,985 Stop! 132 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:43,114 You're driving me crazy! Idiots! 133 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,700 Why don't you do what I say? 134 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,663 Open the door! You damned brats! 135 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,084 Mum, calm down. 136 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,461 Please calm down. 137 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,715 - Can't you hear me? Open up! - Go back to bed, Mum. 138 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,374 If I hadn't closed the window, social services would have come. 139 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,751 Yes, they would have. 140 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,712 It sounded terrible. 141 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,173 - Come on. First one home! - OK. 142 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,971 Wait. 143 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,181 I won. 144 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,063 They dug up Erik the XIV. 145 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,525 Come and lie down. 146 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,487 He died of arsenic poisoning. There's proof. 147 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,364 Come on now. 148 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,909 I've undressed. 149 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,662 Imagine, being poisoned with arsenic. 150 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,665 Come on now, hurry up. 151 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,466 So there you are! 152 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,302 What the hell are you up to? 153 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,846 Wait, I want to talk to you! 154 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,558 Damn it! 155 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,477 What the hell is this? 156 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,687 Stop, you! 157 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,607 I said stop! 158 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,654 Just wait till your mother hears about this! 159 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,167 Shut up, Sickan. We'll live here now. 160 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,463 Mum needs some peace or we'll be the death of her. 161 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,675 You don't want that, do you? 162 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,100 Are you cold? 163 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,271 Yeah, you're cold. 164 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,234 Nice, eh? 165 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,492 No. 166 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,952 No, damn! 167 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,164 Shut up, Sickan! 168 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,458 Damn it! Shut up! 169 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,797 Help! 170 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,473 Mum. 171 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,185 What would you like for dinner? 172 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,856 I can make some pancakes. 173 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,277 Your mother's very weak. You have to try to understand. 174 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:13,700 She has to have a little peace and quiet, or she will never get well. 175 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,662 If she can just be by herself over the summer at least. 176 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,665 Just not to Solbacken again. I won't go there. 177 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,418 We'll see. Your mother will have to decide that. 178 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,305 It's your stupid fault. 179 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,229 Away again. 180 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,857 Nice going. 181 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,781 At least you don't have to go to the children's home this time. 182 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,830 Where's your dad? 183 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,499 I don't know. 184 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,002 Somewhere on the Equator, I think. 185 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,837 What's he doing there? 186 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,006 Loading bananas. 187 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,719 I think he should be here looking after you. 188 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,848 Yes. Fathers are responsible, too. 189 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,436 What would happen to the bananas? 190 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,106 Somebody has to load them. 191 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,401 - Somebody else can do it. - But who? 192 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,196 Who'll look after the bananas? 193 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,206 Anyway, I'll miss you. 194 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,460 It's very practical, see. 195 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,963 You make a note of everything that's yours. 196 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:54,175 Then you're on the safe side. Next time you just tick them off. 197 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,427 I learned that as a child. 198 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,765 Three pairs of shorts. Write that down. 199 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,226 What more does he need? 200 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,272 Rain jacket. Out in the hall. 201 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,579 Mum, can't I take Sickan with me? 202 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,543 I told you, your uncle can't take care of a dog. 203 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,712 Why not? 204 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,635 - Did you write down "raincoat"? - Please, Mum. 205 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,014 Help Mr Sandberg pack now. 206 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,017 Don't bother your mother. 207 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,685 Raincoat! 208 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,443 - I'm not going to any uncle! - Shut up, for God's sake! 209 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,988 - I won't. I won't. I won't. - Stop that. Shut up! 210 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,240 You idiot! 211 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,083 Where is that kennel? 212 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420 A little way out of town. 213 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,177 - Is it a good kennel? - Sure. 214 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,521 What if she doesn't like it there? 215 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,650 Why wouldn't she? 216 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,199 Your train's here, Erik. 217 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,791 Bye, then. 218 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,252 Bye. Say hello to Grandma. 219 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,170 Yeah. See you. 220 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,134 Come on, Ingemar! 221 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:06,808 It really bothers me when I think of that poor dog Laika. 222 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:15,191 Terrible, sending a dog up in a space ship without enough food. 223 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,782 She had to do it for human progress. 224 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,785 She didn't ask to go. 225 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,008 - Ingemar? - Yes. 226 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,637 - Welcome to Smaland! - Thanks. 227 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,274 It's getting a little warmer anyway. 228 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,112 Yes, you must have brought better weather with you. 229 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,864 You must have good luck. 230 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,951 You're lucky with the weather. 231 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,620 It's getting better. 232 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,499 It's fine, Ulla. 233 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,724 Was there too much salt? 234 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,647 Well, maybe. A little too much salt. 235 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,079 Ingemar. 236 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,833 You know how they make these big sausages? 237 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:59,337 It's simple. You take a two-man tent, a cotton tent. 238 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:04,217 Then you stuff a moose and a badger inside it. 239 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:10,181 And if a mother-in-law happens to fall into it, it only adds spice. 240 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,976 Then they just fight inside there until they kill each other. 241 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:18,606 They have to chew away at each other, so they all get ground up properly. 242 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,235 You let it shrink in the sun over the summer, 243 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:26,489 then hang it in the chimney. 244 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,200 It takes a while, but it's good. Damned good. 245 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:34,580 Like a little more, Mother? 246 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:36,374 No, thanks. 247 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,257 - What is it? - Help me! 248 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:52,098 Can you go downstairs and find out what old Mr Arvidsson wants? 249 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,022 What do you want, Mr Arvidsson? 250 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,027 Is that Fransson hammering? 251 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,906 Look and see if Fransson is hammering. 252 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,004 Somebody's lying on the roof. 253 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,840 I knew it. 254 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:30,595 Shoot him down, Ingemar. 255 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,722 He's driving me crazy. 256 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,687 Maybe he'll be finished soon. 257 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,981 Finished? 258 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,695 He won't be finished until he's killed me. 259 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,045 Come and read to me, Ingemar. 260 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,634 Sit down here. 261 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,807 Read. There. 262 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,440 "Ribbons are incredible. 263 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:29,445 They reduce the waist and remove any excess." 264 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,407 Is that it? 265 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,994 Yes, go on, Ingemar. 266 00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:42,833 "The unbelievably flexible latex wool 267 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:48,756 and Ribbon's special patent 268 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,883 literally caresses the body. 269 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:56,681 Built-in waist supports, double panty padding..." 270 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,480 Hello, sir. 271 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,816 Ingemar, shall we have coffee in the summerhouse? 272 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,659 Go on in. Have a seat on the couch. 273 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:19,287 Well, you can sit here. 274 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,546 Right... 275 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,550 you should have the ball here. 276 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,844 In your head. 277 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,262 That's how the Brazilians do it. 278 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,347 Then you don't have to chase it. 279 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,309 You have to be the ball. 280 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,687 Then you stand where you know the ball is going to come. 281 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,647 Understand? 282 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,274 You'll see tomorrow. 283 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,901 Be the ball. 284 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,072 That's good. 285 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,701 Use your ankle. You'll get more power. 286 00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:01,829 Come on! 287 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,790 Good! 288 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,086 Afors! Afors! 289 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,520 Cover him! 290 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,773 Come on now. 291 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,860 What are you staring at? 292 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,488 Nothing. 293 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,156 You're staring at my hair, right? 294 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,409 It's green, eh? 295 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,165 I know. 296 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:54,382 Come on, Saga! 297 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,219 Look! We haven't got a chance. She's the best on the team. 298 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,513 She? 299 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:02,181 Yeah. You can't tell, right? 300 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,809 Keep quiet about it. 301 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,480 Cover that side! 302 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,574 Got it right in the head. 303 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,286 Groggy. Didn't see it. Right in the head. 304 00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,249 We forgot the samba in our legs too. 305 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,382 Good, Ingemar. 306 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:39,385 He'll make it on the boys' team, right, Manne? 307 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,721 - Yeah. See you, Ingemar. - See you. 308 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:49,228 - Can we have a rematch? - OK. 309 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,197 Hello, Fransson. 310 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,325 Looks good. 311 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:11,250 That's Fransson. Best roof in all of Smaland. 312 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,210 He's always there. 313 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:18,174 Mr Arvidsson wants me to shoot him down. 314 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,634 That'd be a shame. The rain would leak in then. 315 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:26,974 Good, good. 316 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,851 Just fine. 317 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,062 Nice footwork. 318 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,399 Get the samba in your legs. 319 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,570 Look at Ulla. 320 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:40,780 God! 321 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,449 Oh, no. 322 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,534 I didn't mean it. 323 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,952 Wait, I have to soak it. 324 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,456 No, stop! 325 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,193 Ingemar. 326 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,780 "Like a dream. 327 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:26,909 Featherlight slips, 328 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:30,120 with beautifully fashioned... 329 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,584 breast section." 330 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,679 You didn't eat your food. 331 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,297 You can see my machine. It's in there. 332 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,382 - What are they doing there? - Bevelling the glass. 333 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,736 - Got it with you? - You'll get your money. 334 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:47,823 I know where women's breasts are. 335 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:51,368 Not on my vases, I'll tell you that. 336 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:56,290 Is that supposed to be art? 337 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,250 Filth, that's what it is. 338 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,132 Her breasts are in the right place, by God. 339 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:07,760 Hello, Berit. 340 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:13,807 This is Ingemar, my sister's boy. Our new right-forward. 341 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:22,983 I'll smash every one of them. Dirty mind. You can be sure of that. 342 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:27,029 Master glassmaker. Not as dangerous as he looks. 343 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,616 That's the designer. He's dangerous. Right, Berit? 344 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:35,204 Ingemar. Coming to the barn? 345 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,456 Hi, Grandpa. 346 00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:39,416 Hi. 347 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:49,176 - Can we take a bath later? - Yeah. 348 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:53,514 That's my flying saucer. 349 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,558 You want to go with me in it later? 350 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,652 This is Ingemar. He's going to be on the team. 351 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,243 How about a match? 352 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,746 OK. Best of three rounds. 353 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,050 I've had it. 354 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:34,805 - We'll say you won on points. - Winner. Eddie Machen. 355 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,560 Want to try, Ingemar? 356 00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:44,481 Come on. 357 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,112 Take these. 358 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,533 You know the rules, right? 359 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:57,745 Feint with this, punch with this. 360 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,877 Round one! 361 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,552 Go, go, Ingemar Johansson! 362 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:22,478 Stop! 363 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,420 You've got a good right hook. 364 00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:50,923 Don't get so het up next time. 365 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,178 Ingemar! 366 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,148 And, you see, there I was on the aft deck. 367 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:13,320 Her boobs were nice and warm. 368 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:20,661 Rio de Janeiro. 369 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,872 Things were easy then, 370 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,666 but tough, too. 371 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,335 - I don't envy your dad... - Gunnar! 372 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:31,421 I'll out your throat if you don't stop playing that record! 373 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,843 Put it on again from the beginning. 374 00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:39,096 Can't you go to bed now? 375 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,975 You've got a game tomorrow, Ingemar. 376 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,979 Ulla, we're building. 377 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:52,526 How could you be so stupid as to build on someone else's land? 378 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,195 How could you be so stupid! 379 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,698 Ulla dear, 380 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,703 it's a summer house, a "fun" house. 381 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,330 Fun, Ulla. 382 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,208 Fun! 383 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,132 Where were we? 384 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,272 Ingemar! Get in there! 385 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:18,862 Good, boys. Samba in the legs, just like we talked about. 386 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:22,074 Don't play around with the ball when I'm talking. 387 00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,034 There's a game Tuesday, too. 388 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,914 Why not come to my place and listen to the game? 389 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,172 That's where I live. Come on. 390 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,054 Hamrin jumps over a German's leg. 391 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:49,393 He passes across to Simonsson, who misses it. 392 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:52,145 And the ball is retrieved by the Germans. 393 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,986 Look, I'm getting breasts. 394 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,949 It's awful. 395 00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:09,288 Jesus, they're really swelling out. Can you see? 396 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:18,130 I'll be kicked off the team. I know I will. 397 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,552 It's not that bad. 398 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,471 But look! You can see them! 399 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,310 Can you see them? 400 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:37,774 Can't you hide them somehow? 401 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,320 How? 402 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:46,283 - How fast do breasts grow? - I don't know. 403 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,995 There. 404 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:55,208 - Can you see them? - No. They're invisible now. 405 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:05,594 If you get an elastic bandage, you can pull it tighter. 406 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,805 Help me with it, promise? 407 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,349 Sure. 408 00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:16,438 Come on, we can train! Watch it! 409 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,444 Good! 410 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,118 Sorry. 411 00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:51,598 There. 412 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,892 Now she's protected against the radiation fields. 413 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:58,271 Does she really have to go along? 414 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,774 Sure. Otherwise we won't know if there's enough oxygen. 415 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:04,403 Hurry up! The Russians might beat us! 416 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,907 Put that harness on so you'll be weightless. 417 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,118 - You ready up there? - Wait a second. 418 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:14,371 - I want to go, too. - What did you say? 419 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,748 I can't hear you. 420 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,667 Speak on the phone. 421 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,170 - You heard. I want to go, too. - Relax, Saga. You can go later. 422 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:25,424 See you! 423 00:40:25,549 --> 00:40:27,259 - OK. Prepare for lift-off! - Ready for lift-off. 424 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:29,970 Ready to go. 425 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:36,143 Bye, then. Good-bye, Earth. We're leaving the gravitational field. 426 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,943 What's happened? 427 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:49,322 I don't know. Something's wrong. 428 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:53,285 We're lost in space. 429 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,880 Welcome back to Earth, boys. 430 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:25,984 You can go home now. You're free today. 431 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,799 - How are things? - Fine. 432 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,803 Who are you in love with today? 433 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,097 You, of course. 434 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,807 Me? 435 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,979 But I'm an old lady, aren't I? 436 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,191 No. You're pretty nice. 437 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:20,997 Shall we have lunch? 438 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:24,668 I'm just going to eat. See you later. 439 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,883 Ingemar. 440 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,518 What do you two talk about all the time? 441 00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,313 Love.Why? 442 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:53,071 Karl-Evert is on the rope. Come on! 443 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:06,710 Ladies and gentlemen! A death-defying feat. 444 00:43:08,295 --> 00:43:12,215 Can you name America's presidents? 445 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:16,261 Washington, Adams, Monroe, Jackson, Fillmore, Lincoln, Johnson, 446 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:18,096 Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding, 447 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:21,474 Coolidge, Hoover, Truman, Eisenhower. 448 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,394 He's crazy. He knows everything. Ask him something. 449 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,604 No. 450 00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:28,231 Watch your balance, Karl-Evert! 451 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,322 Are you OK? 452 00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:39,743 What are the name days in December? 453 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:45,290 Oscar, Beata, Lydia, Barbro, Sven, Nicolaus, Agaton, 454 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,460 Virginia, Anna, Malin... That's enough. 455 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:55,842 Whatever you do, boys, keep up the tension. 456 00:43:55,967 --> 00:44:00,597 Then when everybody thought he was dead, he rattled them all off. 457 00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,390 Hello? 458 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,940 Are you resting? Good. 459 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,027 I think you should rest as much as you can. 460 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:18,740 How's Sickan? 461 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,452 Do you know if she likes it at the kennel? 462 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:25,955 Hello? Mum? 463 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,542 I haven't got any more coins. Hello? 464 00:44:48,978 --> 00:44:51,106 I'm going to tell her everything, 465 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,359 When she's well again, I'll tell her everything. 466 00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:02,784 She'll see the funny side of it. 467 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,914 All about Manne's green hair 468 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:10,750 and the aeroplanes his grandfather builds. 469 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:15,213 And about Fransson on the roof and all the crazy people here. 470 00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:20,218 She would have laughed. I know she would. 471 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:29,310 - We'll have seven on this. - Seven blisters? 472 00:45:29,436 --> 00:45:33,022 Yes, it's a terrible shame, sitting here making blisters. 473 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:44,200 Will you come with me after work? 474 00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:47,746 Good. It's important. I need you. 475 00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:53,084 But what am I supposed to do? 476 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,295 Just come along. 477 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:58,548 Make sure everything stays artistic, that's all. 478 00:46:01,718 --> 00:46:05,054 It's to be a sculpture of the Earth Mother, 479 00:46:05,722 --> 00:46:07,474 in the square. 480 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:13,104 Of the Mother who gives life. Understand? 481 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,149 The first Mother to give birth, 482 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:21,237 raising her child upwards to the heavens. 483 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:31,581 She lifts her baby straight from the womb... 484 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:34,959 ...towards the sun. 485 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:40,507 And it's this contact I want to show. 486 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:44,636 Kind of like the source of love. 487 00:46:45,345 --> 00:46:46,846 You understand? 488 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:52,685 You mean I'm supposed to be completely naked, sort of? 489 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,688 Yes, of course. 490 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,904 I think it could be good. 491 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:13,915 Lift your right foot a little. And spread your legs a bit more. 492 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:19,295 - Are you there, Ingemar? - Yeah. 493 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:29,180 Raise your right leg a bit. Towards you. That's it. 494 00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:33,268 Listen. I've got a drawing. 495 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,270 I think it's interesting. 496 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:40,817 Good, then you understand what it's all about. 497 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,070 But I want to compare it. 498 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,198 It'll soon be finished, Ingemar. 499 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,913 It's not like her. That's not Berit. 500 00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,417 It's not a portrait. 501 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,212 It's a sculpture, you see. 502 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:02,881 The lines are the important thing. 503 00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:05,049 The way the lines play. 504 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,179 A little lower. 505 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:11,347 Got it? 506 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:20,148 - Thanks for your help. - What for? I didn't see anything. 507 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,443 But it was all very artistic. You're a witness to that. 508 00:48:23,902 --> 00:48:25,695 How could I know that? 509 00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:32,952 How did she lie? 510 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:38,082 About like this, I think. 511 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:43,838 Naked? 512 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:50,011 Completely naked? Didn't she have anything on? 513 00:48:58,311 --> 00:48:59,771 I see. 514 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:01,898 How were her boobs? 515 00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:06,569 I don't know. I didn't look that close. 516 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,488 No. 517 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,372 You must have seen something. 518 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,376 Not really. 519 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,805 Yeah, I see. 520 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:47,527 Well, I'll have to go along next time. He's not to be trusted. 521 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:51,781 It's nothing. He doesn't bother her. He only thinks about the line play. 522 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,242 Yeah, sure! 523 00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,286 Damn fraud! 524 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:01,791 Turn it off! 525 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,676 "And suddenly he lifted both hands and pulled her to him. 526 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,721 At the first kiss, 527 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:17,181 his lost heart had found peace 528 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:21,352 and home at last." 529 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:23,479 That was good, wasn't it? 530 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:25,898 Not bad. 531 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,487 Ingemar, we'll be late! 532 00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:34,407 Come on. 533 00:50:35,575 --> 00:50:38,619 Why should I go in there? I'm only in the way. 534 00:50:40,038 --> 00:50:41,539 What's wrong with that? 535 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:46,335 There we are. 536 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,434 Too close together. 537 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,144 A little further apart. 538 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:12,320 Down a bit. 539 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:24,207 I want to catch the movement as you kiss the baby. 540 00:51:35,384 --> 00:51:40,640 No, the baby has to be on the way down to you. That's it. 541 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:05,832 Are you all right, Ingemar? Are you all right? 542 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:11,212 My God, Ingemar. 543 00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:18,928 I didn't know you were so curious. 544 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,352 Did you see anything? 545 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,604 Yeah. Everything. 546 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:34,318 If you keep on like that, you'll never be confirmed, you know. 547 00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:37,405 If so, it was worth it. 548 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:57,049 - No! - The others are changing. 549 00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:59,051 No, I don't want to. 550 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,204 The round's over now, eh? 551 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:40,343 - Will you help me? - Yeah. 552 00:53:58,611 --> 00:53:59,904 Great. Thanks. 553 00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:03,324 - Nobody saw, did they? - No, I don't think so. 554 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,792 Too bad you're leaving. 555 00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:16,337 Too bad for the team. 556 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:23,386 Come on! 557 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:24,804 Last round, then. 558 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:28,266 Come on! Come on! 559 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,068 What are you doing? Box! 560 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:49,787 Come here. 561 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,290 Ingo's necking with Floyd Patterson. 562 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,464 "And finally, 563 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:05,886 a sexy, figure-hugging model, 564 00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:08,139 cut deep in the back..." 565 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:35,875 Mum! 566 00:56:08,324 --> 00:56:10,951 - Hi. - Hi. 567 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:13,579 Is Sickan here? 568 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,751 Ingemar. 569 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,639 Then my foot slipped. 570 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:35,142 And I slipped down through the skylight. 571 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:38,104 And I sort of flew down like an angel. 572 00:56:38,229 --> 00:56:41,565 I could have been killed, but I wasn't. 573 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:45,361 I just got a few scratches on my back. 574 00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:47,279 And Berit came and... 575 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:09,260 And then I... 576 00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,013 Are you listening? 577 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:16,934 Yes, I'll just rest a bit. 578 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:24,358 Yeah, well, after I fell down... 579 00:57:29,864 --> 00:57:31,449 After I fell down... 580 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:36,203 Couldn't we read a bit instead? 581 00:57:37,872 --> 00:57:39,832 Have you got something to read? 582 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:52,678 - How was she? - Fine. 583 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,723 She just reads a bit too much. 584 00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,934 I think she gets tired from reading. 585 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,149 All alone with two kids. Of course she gets tired. 586 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:15,409 It was nice for your mum to get rid of you two for a while. 587 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,369 Wasn't it? 588 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,717 In fact, I've been kind of lucky. 589 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,220 I mean, compared to others. 590 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,472 You have to compare. 591 00:58:36,597 --> 00:58:39,058 So you can get a little distance from things. 592 00:58:40,142 --> 00:58:41,560 Like Laika. 593 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,232 She really must have seen things in perspective. 594 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,443 It's important to keep a certain distance. 595 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:08,170 I think about that guy who tried to set a world record 596 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:10,881 for jumping over buses with a motorcycle. 597 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:14,218 He lined up 31 buses. 598 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,472 If he'd left it at 30, maybe he would have survived. 599 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,254 Move it, for God's sake! 600 00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:55,175 What the hell are you standing there for? 601 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,095 Move it, for God's sake! 602 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:11,233 Just think, missing the world record by one bus. 603 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:12,943 The last one. 604 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,405 He just touched it with his back wheel. 605 01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:25,706 Go away! 606 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,630 Bloody kids! 607 01:01:18,926 --> 01:01:23,305 - But she's part of the family, too. - We can't take care of any dogs. 608 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:27,685 - But I want to know where she is. - Come now. In here. 609 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,739 Was it good? 610 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,880 But he seems completely nuts. 611 01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:59,758 You have to say "no" sometimes. 612 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,886 Why should you always be the one to look after him? Tell me that. 613 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,012 Who else is there? 614 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:06,807 - He's got a father, hasn't he? - He's halfway around the world. 615 01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:09,059 Make him come home and take care of his kid. 616 01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:11,228 But he can't come home, not now! 617 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:14,148 Shall we throw them out on the streets? 618 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:35,043 I want to buy some grapes. I forgot to buy grapes. 619 01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:37,004 We don't have time for that now. 620 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,845 Can't we go to the shop downstairs? 621 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:48,849 Stop it. They don't have grapes. 622 01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:55,814 Sit down here for a moment. 623 01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:00,569 You can take off your jackets. 624 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,374 Take off your jacket. 625 01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:26,637 What the hell? Why don't you take it off? 626 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,185 Get yourself together, for God's sake! 627 01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:40,734 Such a cry-baby. 628 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:43,237 Can't you hold anything in? 629 01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:45,572 Get it together! 630 01:03:45,697 --> 01:03:47,950 OK. Ingemar first. 631 01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:25,821 What a nice jacket you've got. 632 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:33,620 Is it nylon? 633 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,381 Is it warm? 634 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:58,270 It's a good thing to have reflector bands. 635 01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:09,364 Smart to buy a jacket with reflectors. 636 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,299 Your mother should rest a bit now. 637 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:35,057 Mum, what would you like for Christmas? 638 01:05:42,022 --> 01:05:44,024 I don't know. 639 01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:47,277 You can have whatever you like. I've got money. 640 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:54,284 Whatever I like. 641 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,667 You can think of something. 642 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,463 You know what I want. 643 01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:10,926 You know. 644 01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:22,896 - I know. I know exactly. - Erik! 645 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:35,826 We can share. 646 01:06:35,951 --> 01:06:38,620 Half each. Is that OK? 647 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,965 Have you seen those new toasters 648 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:52,384 where the bread jumps up by itself? 649 01:06:56,638 --> 01:06:58,724 Don't you think that's what she wants? 650 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:07,274 Just forget toasters. 651 01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:14,531 I'll buy it myself, then. 652 01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:18,535 I'll buy it myself, then, you cheap bastard. 653 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:20,328 She's going to die. 654 01:07:20,829 --> 01:07:22,247 Don't you understand? 655 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:32,758 You're lying! 656 01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:55,405 That seems good. 657 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,240 You mean one of these? 658 01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:58,742 No, not that. 659 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:02,871 - Why not? - No, I don't like it. 660 01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:05,082 Why not? 661 01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:08,627 No, it'll just make her nervous. 662 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:18,261 But you have to watch that one all the time. Remember, she's sick. 663 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:20,097 Look at this one. 664 01:08:22,516 --> 01:08:24,935 If you move this down... 665 01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:29,648 the slice of bread turns over by itself. 666 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,692 Hi. 667 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,572 Ingemar, I'd like to talk to you. 668 01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:39,783 Alone. 669 01:08:56,550 --> 01:08:59,052 I think about that guy 670 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:02,556 who cut across the field in the sports arena. 671 01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:05,976 He got a javelin right through his chest. 672 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,812 Right through the chest. 673 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:12,023 He must have been very surprised. 674 01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:42,888 We'll probably play Algutsboda first. 675 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:47,058 I'll keep you at right-forward in the first matches, 676 01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:50,854 and then move you to centre and bring Saga back. 677 01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:56,193 I've had an awful season. I never let in so many goals in my life. 678 01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:58,778 Practically every ball went in. I don't know what's wrong with me. 679 01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:04,618 There's been talk about Leif, the bus driver, replacing me as goalie. 680 01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:07,120 He can't stop one ball. 681 01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:11,416 A pigeon-toed guy can't play goalie. 682 01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:21,301 And you know that artist? 683 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,094 He's become world-famous. 684 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,804 It's true. 685 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:29,142 He's had an exhibition of nude ladies in America. 686 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:54,334 They're Greeks. They rent the whole bottom floor. 687 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:01,174 They're going to take a couple of rooms up here in our place too. 688 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:04,469 The house belongs to the gasworks, so we can't do much about it. 689 01:11:10,392 --> 01:11:12,102 We can work on that all summer. 690 01:11:12,978 --> 01:11:14,062 Right? 691 01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:25,657 What did Mr Arvidsson die of? 692 01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:30,161 Well, he was old. 693 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,499 Finally, he couldn't eat. 694 01:11:43,008 --> 01:11:44,217 Shall we play it again? 695 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:25,675 Ingemar? Bare boobs. 696 01:12:31,181 --> 01:12:33,183 Where's Mrs Arvidsson? 697 01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:36,311 She moved. She lives by the school now. 698 01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:41,191 Oh, yeah. I have to tell you. 699 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,445 With those Greeks here, it's a bit crowded. 700 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:58,416 So I thought you could live with her, Mrs Arvidsson. 701 01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:02,003 She's alone now, 702 01:13:03,963 --> 01:13:05,965 so you can keep each other company. 703 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:11,471 You'll just sleep there, of course. 704 01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:16,267 You'll be eating here. And you can be here in the evenings. 705 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:20,605 You know, we'll be together all day long. 706 01:13:28,238 --> 01:13:30,031 Ingemar! 707 01:13:35,537 --> 01:13:36,746 Here. 708 01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:51,719 - Have you seen Ingemar? - No. 709 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:10,697 You feel warmer now? 710 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:19,205 You should see the sculpture. It's just the maquette. 711 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:21,541 It'll be raised on Kalmar's main square. 712 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,086 A lot of things will be rising up there. 713 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,048 Ingemar. 714 01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:37,348 Take it easy. 715 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,646 Take it easy now, Ingemar. 716 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,150 I want to bring Sickan here. 717 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,697 Sickan? 718 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:04,459 Good, Ingemar. She'll be happy. 719 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:08,421 - Will you phone Mr Sandberg? - Sure. 720 01:15:10,924 --> 01:15:13,593 Maybe Sickan can live in the summer house. 721 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,392 Sleep well, Ingemar. See you tomorrow. 722 01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:22,977 - Bye. - Bye. 723 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:30,318 At least my husband's bed can be used right away. 724 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,071 Good. 725 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,243 But it was heavy to move. 726 01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:44,082 Four men from the gasworks 727 01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,959 helped me move. 728 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:51,047 It was a good thing, too, 729 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:53,299 since I had to move right away. 730 01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:59,013 What a mess things are here. 731 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,685 It's good to have some company. 732 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:08,690 You and I will have to stick together, 733 01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:11,609 since things are the way they are. 734 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,286 Life is hard sometimes. 735 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,791 It's not easy to be left alone. 736 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:39,596 It's strange how I can't stop thinking about Laika. 737 01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:42,765 People shouldn't think so much. 738 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:47,520 "Time heals all wounds," Mrs Arvidsson says. 739 01:16:49,731 --> 01:16:51,899 Mrs Arvidsson says some wise things. 740 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:55,111 You have to try to forget. 741 01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:57,447 Ingemar. 742 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,126 We're in the same class. 743 01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:18,426 Hello. I almost forgot. 744 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:22,930 Where's Ingemar? 745 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,850 Hi, Saga. 746 01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,852 We bought a TV. Come on up and watch. 747 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:29,354 Double or Nothing is on. 748 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,065 It starts in five minutes, so hurry up. Come on. 749 01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:37,153 Come on. 750 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:40,948 You can come up and watch if you like. 751 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:49,624 Now you'll see, Mother. You can win 10,000. 752 01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:51,292 A lot of money. 753 01:17:52,627 --> 01:17:54,170 Go on in. 754 01:17:56,381 --> 01:17:58,549 Come in. Cookie? 755 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,806 There could be something wrong with the airwaves. 756 01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:12,397 There he is. Ulla, what's his name? 757 01:18:16,651 --> 01:18:18,319 They sit in soundproof cages. 758 01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:21,155 I'm going to get my dog here. 759 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,366 When? 760 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:27,078 I don't know. As soon as possible. 761 01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:30,581 She's at a kennel. 762 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:33,000 Still? 763 01:18:36,671 --> 01:18:39,674 Uncle, did you phone about Sickan? 764 01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:47,473 - Did you phone about Sickan? - No, I didn't have time yet. 765 01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:50,268 But you have to do it. 766 01:18:50,351 --> 01:18:51,644 Sure, sure. 767 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,813 There's the judge. 768 01:18:55,106 --> 01:18:57,191 When are you going to phone? 769 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,241 Could there be a loose connection? 770 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:19,213 - I've got a present for you. - Yeah? What is it? 771 01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:20,631 You'll see. 772 01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:28,306 You can have them. I've got new ones. 773 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:29,682 Thanks. 774 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,772 You want to try them out? 775 01:19:38,858 --> 01:19:39,942 Good! 776 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,111 Come on. 777 01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:46,282 No, I'm tired. Let's rest a bit. 778 01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:03,174 - How do they feel? - All right. 779 01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:15,686 I've grown. 780 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,778 I don't think we can cover them up anymore. 781 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,159 This will be the end of soccer for me. 782 01:20:32,912 --> 01:20:36,999 - You can still play. That's nothing. - But look for yourself. 783 01:20:46,801 --> 01:20:49,011 Look! Can't you see? 784 01:20:56,310 --> 01:20:57,436 You've grown, too, right? 785 01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:01,941 Have you? 786 01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:10,950 Do you want to feel them? 787 01:21:12,994 --> 01:21:14,245 No, thanks. 788 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:17,164 Come on. Round three! 789 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,334 Damn coward. 790 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:23,713 Have you grown up then, eh? Have you? 791 01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,424 - I want to see! - Never! 792 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:29,468 Show me! 793 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,430 Are you crazy? 794 01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:34,974 I showed you. 795 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:40,730 What's the matter? You need tweezers to take it out? 796 01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:44,984 Or have you pissed yourself? 797 01:21:45,443 --> 01:21:47,361 That's it, you've pissed yourself. 798 01:21:52,325 --> 01:21:54,160 Keep them. 799 01:21:59,707 --> 01:22:01,876 Come on, Fransson. It's not worth it. 800 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:06,005 - Knock it off! - Come on, Fransson. 801 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:45,503 "Can you come to my party on Saturday?" 802 01:23:11,404 --> 01:23:12,613 Ingemar! 803 01:23:13,197 --> 01:23:15,491 We don't throw paper notes about in this class. 804 01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:06,125 Ingemar. 805 01:24:12,173 --> 01:24:13,716 Want to see my room? 806 01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,818 How nice it feels. 807 01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,655 I thought it would be more stubbly. 808 01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:00,763 Is he an idol of yours? 809 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,891 What the hell are you doing? 810 01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:06,352 Are you crazy? 811 01:25:09,855 --> 01:25:11,273 Let him go! 812 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:14,568 Ingemar, come on. 813 01:25:15,236 --> 01:25:17,780 - Get out of here. Let go of me! - Stop it. 814 01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:19,532 I said let go. 815 01:25:26,914 --> 01:25:29,542 What the hell are you doing? Let go! 816 01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:32,711 You're nuts! 817 01:25:33,379 --> 01:25:35,297 Do you want to fight? 818 01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:52,731 Shut up. 819 01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:56,610 Round one. Ingemar Johansson versus Floyd Patterson. 820 01:26:03,534 --> 01:26:05,119 Just box! 821 01:26:06,036 --> 01:26:07,454 Box, for God's sake. 822 01:26:12,126 --> 01:26:14,003 Not under the belt. 823 01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:16,922 That's not where the belt is. 824 01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:21,093 - Hit her belt! - Saga, what's under your belt? 825 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:25,514 Her bombs may explode. 826 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,269 End of the round. 827 01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:40,404 What are you supposed to be? 828 01:26:41,322 --> 01:26:42,531 Your dog? 829 01:26:45,451 --> 01:26:47,077 It's dead. Don't you know that? 830 01:26:49,997 --> 01:26:52,166 Round two. 831 01:27:21,946 --> 01:27:22,988 Ingemar. 832 01:27:29,954 --> 01:27:32,748 Keep up the tension, you bastards. 833 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:16,125 It's important to compare. 834 01:28:17,001 --> 01:28:19,128 Just think about a dog like Laika. 835 01:28:20,129 --> 01:28:24,049 They must have known from the start they'd never get her down again. 836 01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:27,219 They knew she'd die. 837 01:28:28,012 --> 01:28:30,306 They just killed her. 838 01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:51,035 Anybody there? 839 01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:07,634 Is that you, Ingemar? 840 01:29:13,724 --> 01:29:16,643 Don't be so childish. Open the door. 841 01:29:27,196 --> 01:29:28,781 Open the door now. 842 01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,743 Open the door, Ingemar. 843 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:39,416 Ulla. 844 01:30:24,795 --> 01:30:26,588 You can sleep here, then. 845 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:33,637 I'll leave some hot chocolate and a blanket 846 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,889 and breakfast for tomorrow. 847 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:40,644 Good night. 848 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,986 You knew it all along, right? 849 01:32:58,949 --> 01:33:01,410 Ingemar, I couldn't tell you. 850 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,080 I wanted to tell her. 851 01:33:14,548 --> 01:33:16,091 What? 852 01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:21,179 I didn't kill her. 853 01:33:25,434 --> 01:33:28,437 Say I didn't kill her. 854 01:33:32,733 --> 01:33:37,112 No, no, it wasn't you. 855 01:33:42,034 --> 01:33:44,494 Why didn't you want me? 856 01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:46,580 Mum. 857 01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:50,208 Why didn't you want me? 858 01:33:58,634 --> 01:34:02,596 Fransson has climbed down, Ingemar. 859 01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:07,851 He's going for a swim. Come on and see. 860 01:34:23,116 --> 01:34:25,619 Fransson climbed down! He's going swimming! 861 01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:29,748 Shall we go and watch Fransson swim? 862 01:34:36,004 --> 01:34:37,673 Go away, I said. 863 01:34:38,382 --> 01:34:40,842 Get out, Fransson. The roof's leaking. 864 01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:49,518 I won't come out until you go away. 865 01:34:51,103 --> 01:34:53,563 Did you put out a fishing line? 866 01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:03,115 - Where did he go? - He sank. 867 01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:08,412 Christ! Help him! 868 01:35:08,537 --> 01:35:09,746 Fransson! 869 01:35:14,126 --> 01:35:17,003 Look! There he is! 870 01:35:26,304 --> 01:35:28,140 Go away, I said. 871 01:35:28,306 --> 01:35:29,725 Can't you leave me in peace? 872 01:35:35,439 --> 01:35:37,274 Fransson, come on out. 873 01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:40,360 Leave me alone! 874 01:35:50,454 --> 01:35:53,206 I was trying to get away, and you pulled me out. 875 01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:07,095 - You have to warm up now. - Be sensible. 876 01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:10,724 I don't want to be sensible. I want to be left in peace. 877 01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:14,311 We thought you'd drowned. 878 01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:19,357 Just leave me alone. 879 01:36:19,483 --> 01:36:21,735 - You're frozen. - Let me be. 880 01:36:21,860 --> 01:36:25,280 You need a blanket. You have to get warm. 881 01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:23,380 - Where are you going for the match? - I don't know. 882 01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:29,219 - Are you ready up there? - No, wait. 883 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:31,304 You can come to my place. 884 01:37:32,973 --> 01:37:34,975 OK, come on, then. 885 01:37:36,393 --> 01:37:37,686 Good-bye! 886 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:46,111 Look, that's Berit. 887 01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,085 Wasn't that supposed to be put up in Kalmar? 888 01:38:02,210 --> 01:38:05,547 They didn't want it. It was too naked for them. 889 01:38:11,887 --> 01:38:14,097 OK, Grandpa. Let's go! 890 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:03,647 The fight's starting! 891 01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:23,833 And Ingemar blocks a left from Floyd and counters with a right. 892 01:39:23,959 --> 01:39:28,254 Floyd staggers. He's down! 893 01:39:29,673 --> 01:39:32,050 Did he knock him down? 894 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:34,010 Ssh, be quiet! 895 01:39:36,179 --> 01:39:37,472 He's out. 896 01:39:38,223 --> 01:39:40,558 It has to be a knockout. 897 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:49,734 He's up again, but it's all over. 898 01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:01,788 The referee stops the match. 899 01:40:06,126 --> 01:40:08,169 We won! 900 01:40:11,548 --> 01:40:14,009 Hurrah Sweden! 901 01:40:21,766 --> 01:40:24,644 Ingemar didn't let us down. 902 01:40:29,190 --> 01:40:33,737 It's wonderful that all of you at home can hear this. 903 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:42,430 Can you say hello to everybody rooting for you back home? 904 01:41:42,555 --> 01:41:47,310 I want to say hello to everybody listening at home. 905 01:41:47,393 --> 01:41:50,939 This is a great moment, and I hope you all feel the same. 906 01:41:51,731 --> 01:41:52,982 Good-bye.